Posted on June 25, 2009
Michael Jackson is Dead
UPDATE: Apparently Jacko died from food poisoning!
He ate some 12 year old nuts!
Alternate title for this article:
“Kids Across America Sleep Soundly Tonight”
The King of Pop died today. Apparently, he had a troop of boy scouts over at the Neverland ranch, and it was just too much for his old heart to handle. He was eating those kids like popcorn when the ticker just gave out. I’m sure he died with a smile on his face, and a little eagle scout in his arms he exhaled his final “He Heeeeee!”
“Have you been up my wishing tree
Its where I come to think and dream,
and now I’d like to show you my wishing tree
where we can laugh and giggle and scream (He He),
imagination is the key, wont you imagine along with me,
we can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea,
yes we can do everything and i mean everything,
up in my wishing tree!”
My favorite Jacko Moment: