DragonForce Rocks so Fucking Hard!

B000089J0R.01.LZZZZZZZ I listen to music all day at work and I can’t get enough of DragonForce.  This band rocks harder than anything ever created.  Dual wailing guitar solos, sweet effex, double bass so fast my ears can barely keep up.  It gets me so pumped up to do database maintenance its all I can do to stay sitting.  Makes me work faster and more efficiently, yelling unwanted advice like “Rock Harder!” at co-workers that walk by and occasionally pumping a fist in the air whilst merging a duplicate customer record, hell I even punched my friend Matt in the face.  Just because. 

Instead of being Ian – Jr. CRM Administrator sitting behind a desk all day hacking away at an ungodly CRM system, I am a Cyber Warrior – clad in bright steel shining armor and riding a cybernetically modified steed across the battleground that is the internet.  Slashing viruses, Creating reports with the greatest of ease, firing away emails without regard for spelling…I stand atop a virtual mountain overlooking my domain – a virtual king in charge of cyber-serfs whose only existance is to do my bidding. 

Now I’m sure you probably read that without listening to Dragonforce, and were like “WTF is he talking about?”.  Now, please click play on the video below and re-read what I wrote above.

There is a guy playing a fucking Keytar!  Are you kidding me?!  This is not shit to be taken lightly.

Please, delve into these lyrics, deeper than a Harry Potter novel.  The only thing that could make this better is if these guys rocked out wearing suits of armor. 

Smashing through the boundaries
Storming through the burning fields
Stand before the evil one
On towards the morning sun
Falling under skies of pain
Soldiers searching endlessly
Crashing over seven seas
Torturing the winter skies
Riding over plains of ice
Shadows in the fields of the slain
Crashing steel and raging fury
Smash the quest, destroy their army
Crush the legions of the twilight
Templars of steel will burn
Cry far away, as we reach for the day
Blasting our way through the punishment and the pain
Reach for the world, as the sky begins to fall
Rising through the darkened ashes praying that I’ll see you all
Far away, will our eyes now see the day
For today, the everlasting eternal sun
Washed away, the dreams of a brighter day
Forever hold the dream inside
The chance to fight another fight
The breaking hearts that stand for all our lives
Live tonight
Watch you die I watch you die inside
While fear controls your life
And reject this animosity that killed so many minds
We feel the power deep within
The fear you hold inside
Just to find the reason for the treason
Now you will be mine
Screams of pain in death descending
Rise again from hell defending
Burn their hearts within the fire
Warriors of light will be slain
Rise through the pain, like the sun will rise again
Day after day but the memories never change
Stand before the storm, as the last horizon falls
Blinded by the vision and the innocence of our souls
Far away, will our eyes now see the day…
Wo…
Wo…
Solos: Sam/Herman/Sam/Herman
Far away, will our eyes now see the day
For today the everlasting eternal sun…
Far away will our eyes now see the day…

 

Now, god damn it, I’m going to work!

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