Math Gone Wild

Theorem:  A cat has nine tails.

Proof:  No cat has eight tails. 

           A cat has one more tail than no cat.

           Therefore, a cat has nine tails.

There are 10 types of people in the world.  Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Theorem:  The less you know, the more money you make.

Proof:  We know that  (a) time is money  and  (b) knowledge is power

           From physics we know (c) power = work / time

           By simple substitutions, knowledge = work / money  

                    or  money = work / knowledge

Therefore it follows that as knowlege goes to 0, money goes to infinity

ANAGRAMS  (reArrange the letters)

        A DECIMAL POINT = I’m a dot in place.
        ONE PLUS TWELVE = Two plus eleven.
        APPLIED MATHEMATICS = Is mad, pathetic – ample?
        INTEGRAL CALCULUS = Calculating rules.

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Q:  What is the Tennesee Waltz?

A:  Tippers’ favorite Algorithm

Q:  What’s the noisiest place in Universe?

A:   Infinity.  Where all the parallel lines collide.

Q: Square root of 68?

A:  Do me, and I’ll owe you 1

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