Posted on October 25, 2007
Math Gone Wild
Theorem: A cat has nine tails.
Proof: No cat has eight tails.
A cat has one more tail than no cat.
Therefore, a cat has nine tails.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Theorem: The less you know, the more money you make.
Proof: We know that (a) time is money and (b) knowledge is power
From physics we know (c) power = work / time
By simple substitutions, knowledge = work / money
or money = work / knowledge
Therefore it follows that as knowlege goes to 0, money goes to infinity
ANAGRAMS (reArrange the letters)
A DECIMAL POINT = I’m a dot in place.
ONE PLUS TWELVE = Two plus eleven.
APPLIED MATHEMATICS = Is mad, pathetic – ample?
INTEGRAL CALCULUS = Calculating rules.
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Math problems? Need Tutor?
call 1 – 800 – [ (10x) (13i) ^2 ] – [ sin (xy) / 2.362x ]
Q: What is the Tennesee Waltz?
A: Tippers’ favorite Algorithm
Q: What’s the noisiest place in Universe?
A: Infinity. Where all the parallel lines collide.
Q: Square root of 68?
A: Do me, and I’ll owe you 1