Happy Halloween

Here is a Joke that Matt sent me, as I’m still super busy. A man and his wife were invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go… Read More

The Best Of Email Spam

I am slammed at work – so instead of putting together a good post with awesome content, I am going to post a bunch of shit that was emailed to me over the past week or so.  There’s… Read More

Some Friday Randomness To Make Your Day Like Mine

Hello to everyone on this great Fri-day.  Things are looking up!  The fires have almost stopped, its the beginning of Halloween weekend, and I’m in a good mood for some reason.  Although, Amago – the motocross track in… Read More

Math Gone Wild

Theorem:  A cat has nine tails. Proof:  No cat has eight tails.             A cat has one more tail than no cat.            Therefore, a cat has nine tails. There are 10 types of people in the world. … Read More

Just Doing My Part

As everyone knows, San Diego is burning.  My hand is on fire as I type this post.  But I don’t want any of you to worry, because we are doing our part to help people out! Last night… Read More

San Diego’s Burning!

I’m a hard working man, yeah I’m down on my luck With a broom and a dustpan, just tryin’ to raise a buck It’s not the fact that I don’t wanna work I’m just not gonna take it… Read More

Cheating Wife

So lately my wife has been working a lot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn’t mind, I would rather have someone with her in… Read More