Defending the Aceman

Had an interesting conversation with Wild Will this morning, and realized he has turned his back on the comedy we grew up on.  He has publicly and completely denounced the Adam Carolla show, and therefore represents hatred for Loveline and the Man Show!  I can’t believe the things he says…things sure have changed in the 909:

 [08:46] BetterOffAloneSB: are you listening to adam carolla show
[08:47] DurtySanchezzzzz: No.. I don’t have speakers at my desk
[08:48] BetterOffAloneSB: oh man
[08:48] BetterOffAloneSB: hilarious
[08:51] DurtySanchezzzzz: I don’t really like his show that much.. It hasn’t been too funny
[08:52] BetterOffAloneSB: are you serious? I listen every day its the god damn funniest thing ever invented
[08:53] DurtySanchezzzzz: That show sucks compared to kevin and bean. Or the fronty hiedi and frank show
[08:53] BetterOffAloneSB: fuck no
[08:53] BetterOffAloneSB: its the best show ever
[08:53] DurtySanchezzzzz: All he does is bitch
[08:53] DurtySanchezzzzz: He’s a whiney little girl
[08:53] DurtySanchezzzzz: He was good on loveline, but then his career ended
[08:55] BetterOffAloneSB: no way!
[08:55] BetterOffAloneSB: Man Show!
[08:55] BetterOffAloneSB: are you kidding me
[08:55] DurtySanchezzzzz: Ya but he was still on loveline when he did that
[08:55] BetterOffAloneSB: plus his morning show w/ danny bonaduce and teresa strasser is the best combo ever
[08:55] DurtySanchezzzzz: That’s a given
[08:55] BetterOffAloneSB: man you have changed
[08:56] DurtySanchezzzzz: Teresa is the only funny one!
[08:56] BetterOffAloneSB: wtf!
[08:56] BetterOffAloneSB: you asshole
[08:56] BetterOffAloneSB: Danny is Hilarious, and no one is funnier than adam carolla
[08:56] BetterOffAloneSB: you are disgracing the 909 with these words
[08:57] DurtySanchezzzzz: Please… Adam has never liked the 909, and I choose to not support him either
[08:57] BetterOffAloneSB: are you serious!
[08:57] BetterOffAloneSB: Kevin and Bean have never liked the 909\
[08:57] BetterOffAloneSB: “Valley of the Dirt People”
[08:57] BetterOffAloneSB: give me a fuckin break
[08:59] DurtySanchezzzzz: I sence I true hate for the 909 from adam carolla, but I feel as if kevin and bean are joking in fun. At least they made a song about us. More than adam has even done
[08:59] BetterOffAloneSB: Adam has done so much more!  Provided the 909 with the gift of laughter, instead of ridicule like K&B
[09:00] DurtySanchezzzzz: I have yet to receive this gift
[09:00] BetterOffAloneSB: you are killing me
[09:00] BetterOffAloneSB: think of your roots
[09:02] DurtySanchezzzzz: FHF will always be better than that chump carolla
[09:03] BetterOffAloneSB: Adam Carolla is a mans man, he tells it like it is and represents men everywhere
[09:03] BetterOffAloneSB: FHF is a crew of idiots who happen to have a microphone in front of them
[09:04] DurtySanchezzzzz: Hahaha
[09:07] DurtySanchezzzzz: Adam carolla is lucky to get a laugh. A mans man? The guys bitches about everything, if I wanted to hear someone complain I would be a therapist
[09:07] DurtySanchezzzzz: And I sure as hell am not getting paid to hear his aweful voice
[09:08] BetterOffAloneSB: you are pathetic, you just got your 909 card revoked
[09:08] BetterOffAloneSB: everything Carolla says is hilarious, all of his rants are because he is hitting serious issues and dealing with them
[09:08] DurtySanchezzzzz: I’m the one who still lives in this shithole
[09:09] DurtySanchezzzzz: When did his hate for cheese or other random house hold products become a serious issue? He’s a joke!
[09:11] BetterOffAloneSB: what about his rant today about freeway signs with tagging on them and barbed wire around the bottom and how it makes people in LA feel like they are in a prison
[09:11] BetterOffAloneSB: or him having Deaf Frat Guy on his show to give us tips on strip club etiquitte
[09:12] DurtySanchezzzzz: That guy is a retard, I thought the key to people talking on the radio was to be able to understand them?
[09:13] DurtySanchezzzzz: I don’t need some deaf douchebag to tell me how to get a lap dance
[09:13] BetterOffAloneSB: yeah, you can understand him…the point is that he is a deaf frat guy who can barely talk, but he still gives us tips on how to hit up old chicks at the cougar bars
[09:13] BetterOffAloneSB: he is always on a cougar hunt
[09:14] DurtySanchezzzzz: Taking advice about hitting on cougs now? Ian ian ian, you are better than this
[09:14] BetterOffAloneSB: you kidding me?  I pull cougs like I was born to do it
[09:14] BetterOffAloneSB: theres all these cougar bars downtown and I cruise through and pull in old ladies like nothin
[09:15] BetterOffAloneSB: all thanks to DFG
[09:16] BetterOffAloneSB: man…you really have changed will
[09:16] BetterOffAloneSB: at the core of your being, you are a different man now
[09:16] BetterOffAloneSB: its like…hilarious shit isn’t funny to you anymore
[09:17] DurtySanchezzzzz: I think its quite the opposite… He has brainwashed your weak mind. He just jabbers on about the most retarded shit until you actually think its cool
[09:18] BetterOffAloneSB: you uppity bastard
[09:18] BetterOffAloneSB: newsflash – THATS ALL WE THINK IS FUNNY
[09:18] BetterOffAloneSB: all we ever talk about is retarded shit and think its cool…in fact, we are doing it now
[09:20] DurtySanchezzzzz: And we know we are fucking around. This is all adam can talk about. He’s like a 5 year old with a big boy radio set up in his garage
[09:20] BetterOffAloneSB: oh man…those are fighting words
[09:20] BetterOffAloneSB: you can tape a microphoen to a monkeys ass and record a better show than FHF
[09:20] BetterOffAloneSB: Carolla is genius
[09:21] DurtySanchezzzzz: I didn’t know you could broadcast from “my first radio kit”
[09:22] BetterOffAloneSB: i didnt know you could laugh at somethign that isnt funny
[09:22] BetterOffAloneSB: man wait till i tell the trinity about this
[09:22] DurtySanchezzzzz: The truth is, the man couldn’t talk his way out of a ticket let alone host a talk radio show
[09:23] BetterOffAloneSB: erroneous!
[09:23] BetterOffAloneSB: man u like totally turned your back on the Aceman and Dr. Drew
[09:24] BetterOffAloneSB: next thing youll probably be saying you hate Leykis
[09:25] DurtySanchezzzzz: Dr. Drew can actually have a conversation with someone, adam just sat there and added his no laugh comments in
[09:25] BetterOffAloneSB: wtf
[09:25] DurtySanchezzzzz: Don’t you ever say that
[09:26] DurtySanchezzzzz: I introduced you to leykis
[09:26] BetterOffAloneSB: no way, Carolla shoots in hilarious comments everytime he speaks.  And, yeah, I said it – you hate leykis too
[09:26] DurtySanchezzzzz: When you think about it I made you the man you are today
[09:26] DurtySanchezzzzz: You should be thanking me
[09:28] BetterOffAloneSB: thank you for what, you turned your back on radio comedy as we know it
[09:29] DurtySanchezzzzz: If you can call adam comedy… I didn’t know they had a demographic based on k – 6th grade
[09:29] BetterOffAloneSB: I don’t know you anymore

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