I Hate Evan: The Stupidest Conversation. Ever.

You may have read the World of Warcraft conversation from a couple weeks ago.  That was pretty stupid.  This is even worse.  I hate him for wasting my time, because even though what we are arguing about does not matter (because neither of us know what we are talking about.  obviously) we still have to argue to get the last word in edgewise.  Although…you, the simple minded reader won’t know that regardless of whether I actually got the last word in, I’m going to edit the conversation to make it look like I did.  Enjoy.  haha.  oops, shouldn’t have told you that.  oh well. I have no credibility anyway.

 [12:15] Fadingfastsd: learning RoR
[12:15] BetterOffAloneSB: y
[12:15] Fadingfastsd: to be smarter
[12:15] BetterOffAloneSB: haha
[12:21] Fadingfastsd: im gonna be the hottest ruby on rails programmer to hit the net
[12:21] Fadingfastsd: i’ll be blasting out code faster than ZeroCool from Hackers
[12:22] BetterOffAloneSB: you are a complete idiot
[12:23] BetterOffAloneSB: you couldn’t program your way out of “hello world”
[12:23] Fadingfastsd: i already programmed my hello world application
[12:23] Fadingfastsd: in Ruby, it is extremely simple
[12:23] Fadingfastsd: for n00bs like you, the syntax is
[12:23] Fadingfastsd: puts “Hello, World!”
[12:23] Fadingfastsd: you just got c0d3 pwn3d
[12:24] Fadingfastsd: im 1337
[12:24] BetterOffAloneSB: no i didn’t.  you are n00b 31337
[12:24] Fadingfastsd: whats 31337?
[12:24] BetterOffAloneSB: you couldn’t write a program in basic
[12:25] BetterOffAloneSB: ha you are so not – 1337 you don’t even know what 31337 is!
[12:26] BetterOffAloneSB: I bet your server doesn’t even support the necessary backend to run rails
[12:26] Fadingfastsd: yes it does
[12:26] BetterOffAloneSB: no it doesnt
[12:26] Fadingfastsd: Thats why I chose Dreamhost for my hosting needs.
[12:26] Fadingfastsd: Check out the Dreamhost support wiki, they do too.
[12:27] BetterOffAloneSB: Dreamhost can’t even host a basic html site let alone hosting some tasty Ruby or a delicious bit of Javascript
[12:27] Fadingfastsd: http://wiki.dreamhost.com/DREAMHOST_LAUNCHES_RUBY_ON_RAILS
[12:27] Fadingfastsd: well DH will be hosting my cutting edge RoR code
[12:27] Fadingfastsd: I’m using the RadRails development environment.
[12:27] BetterOffAloneSB: what are you trying tp program
[12:27] Fadingfastsd: don’t worry about it
[12:28] BetterOffAloneSB: im not worried about it, just curious as to how you are wasting your time.
[12:28] Fadingfastsd: i don’t need n00bs like you fucking up my code
[12:28] BetterOffAloneSB: 1. im not a n00b 2.your code is full of more holes than an security breach
[12:29] BetterOffAloneSB: Ive put together more complex applications than you ever will
[12:30] BetterOffAloneSB: I hate you
[12:30] Fadingfastsd: haha you’re getting all mad b/c you’re outdated
[12:31] Fadingfastsd: im hacking my way through the absolute bleeding edge on ‘net coding
[12:31] Fadingfastsd: the worlds changed since you graduated grandpa.
[12:31] Fadingfastsd: you’re still hacking together dinosaur code in Fortran on your old 386 box
[12:33] BetterOffAloneSB: at least I have graduated
[12:33] BetterOffAloneSB: unbeknownst to you I paid off your corrupt EE professors to fail your ass back to junior high
[12:34] BetterOffAloneSB: where you can “hack away ” all day on your RoR code, while my career skyrockets
[12:34] BetterOffAloneSB: i dont have time for this.  bye
[12:34] Fadingfastsd: zerocool ->out

damn it.  i still didnt get the last word.  or edit it.  shit.

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