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A Good Lesson in Voting

23/10/08 | 1 Comment

Yesterday on my way to lunch, I passed one of the homeless guys in that area, with a sign that read “Vote Obama, I need the money.” Once inside I noticed my waiter had on an “Obama ’08″ tee shirt. When the bill came, I decided not to tip the waiter and explained to him [...]

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