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Michael Jackson is Dead

Ian Grist — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:27:16 +0000

UPDATE: Apparently Jacko died from food poisoning!

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He ate some 12 year old nuts!

Alternate title for this article:

“Kids Across America Sleep Soundly Tonight”

The King of Pop died today. Apparently, he had a troop of boy scouts over at the Neverland ranch, and it was just too much for his old heart to handle. He was eating those kids like popcorn when the ticker just gave out. I’m sure he died with a smile on his face, and a little eagle scout in his arms he exhaled his final “He Heeeeee!”

“Have you been up my wishing tree
Its where I come to think and dream,
and now I’d like to show you my wishing tree
where we can laugh and giggle and scream (He He),
imagination is the key, wont you imagine along with me,
we can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea,
yes we can do everything and i mean everything,
up in my wishing tree!”

My favorite Jacko Moment:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJV1facRsC0

Link: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/06/26/2609021.htm?section=entertainment

I’m Dead

Ian Grist — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:02:08 +0000

I’m Dead. Ian Grist died on Monday, April 8, 2002. I had a good run though!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/ian-grist-729899.html

In private, he liked his Guinness, was grateful to have escaped with his life when a Jaguar wrecked his own car on the M4, read a good deal of science fiction and loved listening to music. He knew his own mind and, …was always a fount of shrewd common sense.

Thanks Obama

Ian Grist — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:54:27 +0000

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=7129870

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=7129997&page=1

What an idiot. Liberals thought Gdub made us the laughing stock of the world. This idiot took us above and beyond.

Some Scallops on the Chief

Ian Grist — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:23:26 +0000

I went by SDRC yesterday and took a few pics of the Chief in the paint booth. They were starting to lay out the scallops…this thing is going to look awesome! It should be done on monday, I can’t wait to see the finished product.

Slideshow Here:

More Pics Here:

From 1956 Pontiac Star Chief

Obama Virtual Campaigning

Ian Grist — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:25:15 +0000

Cool? I don’t like Obama much, but I think he has fully embraced the technology at his, and much of our country’s disposal. Like how he used text messaging to announce his running mate (even though that system didn’t work too well), he is now advertising in XBOX 360 video games online. This is the future of campaigning, just like we have seen corporate sponsors sneaking into movies throughout the past 10 years (Its not uncommon to see a Dell, or Coke product strategically placed in any major film now). Check this link out for more info.