My dad was ranting this morning about the biodegradeable spoons at the yogurt shop in Clairemont.  Apparently they give you biodegradeable spoons made out of corn starch with your yogurt.  According to my dad, they have these stupid spoons in the yogurt shops “to pacify the liberal idiots in clairemont”.  My dad, being the awesome patriot and crusader of freedom that he is, took a couple of these spoons a few years ago, and buried them in the backyard.  He digs them up from time to time to check just how much they had biodegraded.  Apparently, in the few years he has had them buried, they have not changed one bit.  He says once they biodegrade at all, he’s going to take them back to that stupid yogurt shop and tell them that they aren’t helping the environment, and this type of stuff only works on the hippies in clairemont.

I love my dad!

Ian

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  • Umm. Wrong Claremont, duder. But way to do it Bill.
    PS Tell him to score me some cups from the Quakes games. I still use the ones from years ago.

  • Anonymous

    what do you mean wrong Claremont?

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