Jun 25
UPDATE: Apparently Jacko died from food poisoning!
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He ate some 12 year old nuts!
Alternate title for this article:
“Kids Across America Sleep Soundly Tonight”
The King of Pop died today. Apparently, he had a troop of boy scouts over at the Neverland ranch, and it was just too much for his old heart to handle. He was eating those kids like popcorn when the ticker just gave out. I’m sure he died with a smile on his face, and a little eagle scout in his arms he exhaled his final “He Heeeeee!”
“Have you been up my wishing tree
Its where I come to think and dream,
and now I’d like to show you my wishing tree
where we can laugh and giggle and scream (He He),
imagination is the key, wont you imagine along with me,
we can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea,
yes we can do everything and i mean everything,
up in my wishing tree!”
My favorite Jacko Moment:
Link: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/06/26/2609021.htm?section=entertainment
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June 25th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
This is so sad. You should be ashamed of yourself. Michael Jackson was a role model for all of us.
June 25th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
It’s about damn time home boy bit the dust! On the other hand it’s sad those young kids had to be traumatized with a death so young… oh wait, they were already going to need therapy anyways.
@Poco
He was your role model? I’ll be sure to notify the authorities, pervert.
June 25th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Hey, the poor guy died with a smile on his face. What better way to honor that than show him as we all remember him best. Mr. Jefferson from one of my favorite South Park episodes!
June 25th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
It’s “Paco” you insensitive moron. He will have more people at his funeral than you will ever meet in your whole life.
June 26th, 2009 at 9:37 am
People are getting way too personal about this guy. Go to a NAMBLA meeting and I am sure you’ll feel better Paco