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Happy Halloween

31/10/07 | 0 Comments

Here is a Joke that Matt sent me, as I’m still super busy. A man and his wife were invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was [...]

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