Posted on August 30, 2007
Thanks to Hooty McBoob for this one:
The programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can’t find a girlfriend with a good <HEAD> on her <BODY>, reason 0 being that he has limited cache.So often he searches his memory to recall connecting to the TCP/IP tunnel of his last girlfriend — sometimes even without a secure socket.His last girlfriend always complained about his lack of comments. He fumed, “I hate commenting!”Realizing it was a program requirement, he told her she had nice bits.This resulted in a Syntax Error.Now she demanded a massage but this was rejected as “Feature Creep.”He smacked her back-end and shouted, “Who’s your parent node?!”He scanned for open ports. He attempted to install a backdoor worm but her response was 403.While his data uploaded into her input device, she considered terminating the process. But instead she initiated a Do While loop where she recalled a previous boyfriend with a larger pointer.To expedite the routine routine, she screamed, “Hack into my system! Hack deep into my system! You’re 1337, baby!”This caused his stack to overflow and he shot his GUI on her interface.
Is it good or bad that I understood all of this?Â (and not just in sexual terms!)