Posted on August 24, 2007
Winter Formals, etc…
So most of my scholastic career I have avoided school dances like the plague. I only got sucked into 2 total, one of which wasn’t even my own, I went cause a good friend of mine wanted me to go with her to hers (I’m a really great guy). So lets do some math: from 6th grade till your senior year of high school you are hit with at least 4 different school dances; Homecoming, Winter Formals, Some kind of spring event like Sadie Hawkins (which puts the power in the hands of a woman to choose who she would like to have squire her about for the evening…sadly…I never got asked…now I have issues). And last but not least…the grandee finale of them all…the last big blow out, wallet draining, virginity robbing “I’m drunk for the first time ever, and all inhibitions are to the wind” dance…the PROM. So all together if you multiply the 7 years of school by the aprox. 4 socialite cult gatherings each of those years, you come to a rough total of 28 opportunities to have “the best night of your life”.
So here’s where I’m going with this…each enchanted evening has its own “theme” right? I believe mine was called “midnight masquerade”. It wasnâ€™t anywhere near what I expected…it was at the Elks Lodge in Goleta, and I didnâ€™t even score after. You would think the associated student body would put more heart and soul into their work…maybe go the extra mile to think of a great theme for prom/other dances. If people took more pride in it maybe I would have shed a bit of my anti-soc attitude and attended cause the themes were cool.
I’ll now show you EXACTLY why I’m spilling this on you…why I feel that people need to really brainstorm to draw out the masses…
Whom ever spear headed the planning of this dance should…NAY…must go down in history as the greatest party planner of all time. For all I know they are… What I don know is that I would have DEFINATELY gone to this dance…
Let this be an inspiration for all you young Jr. High â€“ High School student bodies
Who wants to go to Purple Rain Prom with me?
[14:53] The Gun Show: you have to roll in like prince: with a hot asian bitch on one arm…and one hot white bitch on the other arm…and a flock of black chicks
[14:54] BetterOffAloneSB: word
[14:54] The Gun Show: look at that kids face deuce
[14:54] The Gun Show: he’s ready for action…100%
[14:55] BetterOffAloneSB: I would be too if i standing next to a sweet harley with a smokin babe
[14:56] The Gun Show: yeah dude…he is undeniably harnessing the power of the hog.
[14:56] BetterOffAloneSB: and that babe is totally falling for it
[14:57] BetterOffAloneSB: where did u find this picture
[14:57] The Gun Show: dude…look at his face…totally in pre wink
[14:57] The Gun Show: you know the camera dude on the other side is throwing him a covert thumbs up
[14:58] BetterOffAloneSB: i hate to use the word
[14:59] BetterOffAloneSB: “duh”
[14:59] BetterOffAloneSB: that dude can barely concentrate on how smoking hot his date is because he is sprung on that harley
[14:59] The Gun Show: i was googling images of “purple rain” so i could set it up as my back ground on the space since the hackers wrecked my wolf picture
[15:00] BetterOffAloneSB: man…internet gold
[15:02] BetterOffAloneSB: that look on his face is just like “what bitch”
[15:02] BetterOffAloneSB: uhhh
[15:02] The Gun Show: yeah dude…20 bucks says before the flash bulb even fully exstinguished itself that kid threw his betty onthe back of that chopper, kick started that bad boy…reved it loud and proud…dropped it into first…let out a Rebel Yell…smoked the tires on the dance floor and rode off into the sunset towards the nearest motel 6
[15:03] BetterOffAloneSB: well said
[15:04] The Gun Show: its just the truth
[15:04] The Gun Show: im calling it like i see it
[15:04] BetterOffAloneSB: straight shooter
[15:05] The Gun Show: you know me