Posted on April 17, 2007
Why we split up:
She told me we couldn’t afford beer anymore and I’d have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don’t think she’s coming back