I hate Sudoku

I hate sudoku for the following reasons:

  1. It is really, really stupid. Who has time to sit around rearranging numbers in a box? Its like a rubics cube for idiots.
  2. If you mess up, and you are using a pen, you are screwed. Unless you have white out. But even then, it leaves an annoying mark in the box and screws up the rest of the puzzle.
  3. They are really hard. Sara is evan a math person who sees numbers everywhere like she is in the matrix. That is why she can do the puzzles. I cant figure them out at all.
  4. Sudoku sucks.
  5. I hate it.
  6. At first i thought you just had to write the numbers 1 through 9 in each box to solve the puzzle. I completed one of the difficult puzzles in about 2 minutes using this method. Then i found out that you also have to have them across each row and column. This made sudoku a little harder, and more stupid.
  7. How the hell do people make these? Normally I can figure out one box, but then realize that the person that created the puzzle must have messed up because none of the other boxes work out right. There are a lot of errors in these puzzles, making them a complete waste of time.
  8. There are a lot of websites that offer online sudoku puzzles. These are all completely stupid and MUST be avoided at any cost. Why? They are a complete waste of time. Computers should be used for real work, like blogging about awesome topics, NOT wasting time doing retarded puzzles like sudoku.
  9. Sudoku is a stupid word. What does sudoku mean anyway? I’ll tell you. I looked it up at a translation website, and the actual Japanese translation is “Waste of Time”.

I hope you have learned something from this public service announcement regarding Sudoku. Thank you.

  • Chelsea

    Ian, you crack me the f*ck up.

  • Chelsea

    Ian, you crack me the f*ck up.

  • http://www.techandtonic.com Ian

    likewise, baingo.

  • http://www.techandtonic.com Ian

    likewise, baingo.

  • Kevin

    First off sudoku should never be called fun. If ypu cponsider this fun I fee; sorry for you….really. I would rather sit through a math class with a pencil up my ass. Fun and sudoku are two different planets. People who like sudoku are obviously good at it. Do you really need to prove to yourself over and over that your brain is capable of completing these puzzles?? There is no prize at the end of this rainbow really, because A) You do them BY YOURSELF… sounds fun. B)It is a f*cking number puzzle learn to play an instrument C) Would you even be proud enough to tell somebody about this sudoku skill of yours….good luck getting a date with this skill.
    What did you do today? Oh man I finished a sudoku puzzle it was so fun because I’m goog with number yay!

  • Kevin

    First off sudoku should never be called fun. If ypu cponsider this fun I fee; sorry for you….really. I would rather sit through a math class with a pencil up my ass. Fun and sudoku are two different planets. People who like sudoku are obviously good at it. Do you really need to prove to yourself over and over that your brain is capable of completing these puzzles?? There is no prize at the end of this rainbow really, because A) You do them BY YOURSELF… sounds fun. B)It is a f*cking number puzzle learn to play an instrument C) Would you even be proud enough to tell somebody about this sudoku skill of yours….good luck getting a date with this skill.
    What did you do today? Oh man I finished a sudoku puzzle it was so fun because I’m goog with number yay!

  • http://www.techandtonic.com Ian

    hahhahahaha my thoughts exactly. Thanks for the comment Kevin.

  • http://www.techandtonic.com Ian

    hahhahahaha my thoughts exactly. Thanks for the comment Kevin.

  • Rahul

    If you dont like Sudoku try an equally retarted puzzle called Kakuro…

  • Rahul

    If you dont like Sudoku try an equally retarted puzzle called Kakuro…

  • damn

    “Computers should be used for real work, like blogging about awesome topics”. I agree, but real work means real work, not writing stupid diaries.Though, I agree that sudoku sucks. Whats the point of solving the puzzle? What, the prize will jump? Tah-daah!!

  • damn

    “Computers should be used for real work, like blogging about awesome topics”. I agree, but real work means real work, not writing stupid diaries.Though, I agree that sudoku sucks. Whats the point of solving the puzzle? What, the prize will jump? Tah-daah!!

  • http://www.techandtonic.com Ian

    “Not writing stupid diaries”? What is that supposed to mean ;) Just kidding, I never said my blog wasn’t stupid – but it does contain some awesome topics. Good to see another Sudoku hater around!

  • http://www.techandtonic.com Ian

    “Not writing stupid diaries”? What is that supposed to mean ;) Just kidding, I never said my blog wasn’t stupid – but it does contain some awesome topics. Good to see another Sudoku hater around!

  • Rosa

    I hate sudoku too! So dumb.  Give me a word scramble or a word search and I am a much happier person!

  • DaxxRuckus

    Same here!  It completely sucks!